British Comedy Guide

The worst thing to be caught doing

Having a wank watching Jeremy Kyle

Eating on the toilet

Nodding when listening to Cameron

Throwing a pie at a government inquiry.

Not that I ever would but...

Reading the best bits in a magazine then putting it back on the shelf.

Parking on double yellows.

Leaving the teabag in to get a stronger brew.

Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2011, 9:58 AM BST

Eating on the toilet

Sick

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 1 2011, 11:24 AM BST

Leaving the teabag in to get a stronger brew.

What's wrong with that?

Most people take it out before drinking it.

Reusing a teabag.
That's pretty rank.

That's very bad. Or people who dip the bag in for a split second and then dare call it a cup of tea. Angry

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 1 2011, 11:24 AM BST

Not that I ever would but...

Reading the best bits in a magazine then putting it back on the shelf.

Parking on double yellows.

Leaving the teabag in to get a stronger brew.

The worst thing?

I would say

Buying Madeleine McCann an ice cream

Choking one off whilst looking at a photo of your dog/Dale Winton

Videoing your mother in the shower and posting it on YOUTUBE

There are more.

If it's things we haven't actually done then the sky's the limit...

I think it would be worse to go through the process I'd need to before videoing my mother in the shower and posting it on YOUTUBE. Several laws would be broken for a kick-off and the ashes would probably clog the bathroom drainage pipe.

Sorry mum, if you're listening...

Yo momma.

Quote: Tuumble @ August 1 2011, 1:52 PM BST

I think it would be worse to go through the process I'd need to before videoing my mother in the shower and posting it on YOUTUBE. Several laws would be broken for a kick-off and the ashes would probably clog the bathroom drainage pipe.

Sorry mum, if you're listening...

I wouldn't worry Tuumble. If there is a heaven then I suggest they have the same attitude to the BCG as China have to Google.

Quote: roscoff @ August 1 2011, 1:13 PM BST

The worst thing?

I would say

Buying Madeleine McCann an ice cream

Like you'd stump the money up for an icecream for anyone.

Quote: roscoff @ August 1 2011, 1:13 PM BST

Choking one off whilst looking at a photo of your dog doing Dale Winton

Why the hell did you photograph that?

Oh and hello again Roscoff.

Good one Sooty, though in fairness, if I I saw a dog of mine doing Dale Winton then I'd be tempted to take a photo, for posterity.

Mind you, can anyone think of a situation where you'd less want sloppy seconds?

I was peeing all over Our Price's front window in Bolton one night (like you do) and after id just popped the boys back in the barracks I turned round to see a copper two yards behind me just stood there watching.

he did f**k all - didnt bat an eyelid

lazy pig!

Quote: lofthouse @ August 1 2011, 6:42 PM BST

and after id just popped the boys back in the barracks

Boys? - how many have you got?

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