Having a wank watching Jeremy Kyle
Eating on the toilet
Nodding when listening to Cameron
Throwing a pie at a government inquiry.
The worst thing to be caught doing
Not that I ever would but...
Reading the best bits in a magazine then putting it back on the shelf.
Parking on double yellows.
Leaving the teabag in to get a stronger brew.
Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2011, 9:58 AM BSTEating on the toilet
Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 1 2011, 11:24 AM BSTLeaving the teabag in to get a stronger brew.
What's wrong with that?
Most people take it out before drinking it.
Reusing a teabag.
That's pretty rank.
That's very bad. Or people who dip the bag in for a split second and then dare call it a cup of tea. 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 1 2011, 11:24 AM BSTNot that I ever would but...
Reading the best bits in a magazine then putting it back on the shelf.
Parking on double yellows.
Leaving the teabag in to get a stronger brew.
The worst thing?
I would say
Buying Madeleine McCann an ice cream
Choking one off whilst looking at a photo of your dog/Dale Winton
Videoing your mother in the shower and posting it on YOUTUBE
There are more.
If it's things we haven't actually done then the sky's the limit...
I think it would be worse to go through the process I'd need to before videoing my mother in the shower and posting it on YOUTUBE. Several laws would be broken for a kick-off and the ashes would probably clog the bathroom drainage pipe.
Sorry mum, if you're listening...
Yo momma.
Quote: Tuumble @ August 1 2011, 1:52 PM BSTI think it would be worse to go through the process I'd need to before videoing my mother in the shower and posting it on YOUTUBE. Several laws would be broken for a kick-off and the ashes would probably clog the bathroom drainage pipe.
Sorry mum, if you're listening...
I wouldn't worry Tuumble. If there is a heaven then I suggest they have the same attitude to the BCG as China have to Google.
Quote: roscoff @ August 1 2011, 1:13 PM BSTThe worst thing?
I would say
Buying Madeleine McCann an ice cream
Like you'd stump the money up for an icecream for anyone.
Quote: roscoff @ August 1 2011, 1:13 PM BSTChoking one off whilst looking at a photo of your dog doing Dale Winton
Why the hell did you photograph that?
Oh and hello again Roscoff.
Good one Sooty, though in fairness, if I I saw a dog of mine doing Dale Winton then I'd be tempted to take a photo, for posterity.
Mind you, can anyone think of a situation where you'd less want sloppy seconds?
I was peeing all over Our Price's front window in Bolton one night (like you do) and after id just popped the boys back in the barracks I turned round to see a copper two yards behind me just stood there watching.
he did f**k all - didnt bat an eyelid
lazy pig!
Quote: lofthouse @ August 1 2011, 6:42 PM BSTand after id just popped the boys back in the barracks
Boys? - how many have you got?