Just a bit of late-night fun...
A Squad Sergeant marched up to me and demanded I join the army. So I got some glue out and pasted his Privates together. He swore blind that I was the dumbest thing he'd never seen. I was lost for words. So I went to a Christian library to ask for directions. The librarian said no talking a loud allowed, hallowed by thy name. So I spoke with a whisper. She said she didn't speak Chinese. I tried again but this time with a Whispa. She said she was on a diet. So I went Mmmm mmm mmm mmm mmmm. I was eating the Whispa. I asked her if she had a book full of words. She recommended a dictionary. A dictionary? I said. What are the defining definitions of this dictionary? She said it is the defining definition of the dictionary. I went Mmmm mmm mmm mmm. I had a another Whispa. I asked her if they had any books on how to make numbers add together. Sum, she said. The librarian then tried to recommend to me some cooking books. I told her about the last time I tried to eat one of them, it made my stomach turn. She asked me what was the last book I'd read. It was "How To Be A Good Liar". And she believed me!
