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Things that could give you the shits!

My husband has just caught my nearly 90 yr old mum trying to be helpful. She's been washing up a few plates in that deodouriser stuff that you use on the carpet when the cats piss on it.
Teary

As my mate said, 'at least we don't smell of cat piss'.
It could catch on. :$

Watching Graham Norton in anything except 'Celebrity Shoot the F**king Chat Show Host'

Quote: marion @ January 5, 2008, 1:08 PM

My husband has just caught my nearly 90 yr old mum trying to be helpful. She's been washing up a few plates in that deodouriser stuff that you use on the carpet when the cats piss on it.
Teary

As my mate said, 'at least we don't smell of cat piss'.
It could catch on. :$

You and Jerf Roberwitz should get together and form a double-act. "Marion and Jerf".

I can't believe we are now discussing what gives us the shits... What has the board come too?

My contribution is: my mum's cooking when she's had a few to drink, oh and K*ng's Ke*abs in Norfampton!* :)

* Names have been disguised or changed for protection purposes.

Vegan diets.

Quote: Eat_My_Shirts @ January 5, 2008, 2:18 PM

You and Jerf Roberwitz should get together and form a double-act. "Marion and Jerf".

?????????

Quote: Aaron @ January 5, 2008, 2:35 PM

Vegan diets.

Actually, Mr. Aaronski, a bit of roughage might improve your mood no end.
:S
Laughing out loud

A bit of 'roughage', you say? Sounds kinky.

Quote: Aaron @ January 5, 2008, 3:00 PM

A bit of 'roughage', you say? Sounds kinky.

Depends on where ya stick it :O

Anal sex.
Gives you jelly shits. It's snot velly nice!

... Moving on.

Quote: Charley @ January 5, 2008, 4:28 PM

Anal sex.
Gives you jelly shits. It's snot velly nice!

Laughing out loud

Pizza Hut used to give me the runs. After going there i'd look like this on the toilet :S

the jalapeno peppers at subway.

well, it's not my cup of tea

Quote: bushbaby @ January 5, 2008, 6:18 PM

well, it's not my cup of tea

Laughing out loud

Quote: bushbaby @ January 5, 2008, 6:18 PM

well, it's not my cup of tea

Laughing out loud Me too.

Curry gives me the shits. Looks the same going in as coming out.

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