British Comedy Guide

Prosecution free kick in the nuts

Not quite the same as TTPYO.

If you were allowed, free from the threat of prosecution,just one kick into someones nuts, who would you choose?

I know it's difficult with Cameron/Clegg/Osbourne all vying for a place in my thoughts but I think, for me, it would have to be Sebastian Coe.

Angry

Kelvin Mackenzie.

Pete Doherty

Clarkson (and Pierced Organ.)

Russell Brand

Can I count Ed Balls and Evette Cooper as one since they're married (smug-faced swine)? And in view of their surname.

Secret Squirrel.

Keewick's fox

Quote: Peter Brouhaha @ July 27 2011, 10:32 PM BST

Secret Squirrel.

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That photo is the reason shotguns have 2 barrels.

Mr Squirrel looks like he's being held up at gunpoint.

Quote: sootyj @ July 27 2011, 10:36 PM BST

Keewick's fox

Boo hoo, on his behalf.

Save your energies Keewick. Fox balls are way down the list of earth's current woes*

*unless you are a fox of course.

Actually, can I change mine please?

"puts on huge Dr Martins"

Eric Pickles.

I can't think of anyone! There must be loads... *thinks*

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