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Quote: TopBanana @ July 22 2011, 5:32 PM BST

The park has a 'Walking with Lemurs' bit.

LEMURS!

Oh yes.

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You can't beat a good monkey.

Quote: eQua @ July 23 2011, 2:51 PM BST

Did any one of you who's dating do the decent thing and ex-communicate your good friends beforehand? No? You fiend. My (former) best friend can't even spend the night over at mine because his girlfriend can't be alone in the house over night by herself. Get real...

Time to move to Glasgow.

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I went out with a girl for about three years and she couldn't stand to not have some type of social appointment when I was busy. She rang me up a few times almost in tears because she had to spend an evening in on her own. Talk about needy...

That's f**king weird. I thought I was needy, but I could survive on my own for a night. (As long as I had the cats).

Oh, also Zoos and Safaris are a total go for impressing the ladies.

We enjoyed the lemurs!

Go me!

I hope you mean that you enjoyed seeing them, not like um...enjoyed them...

Well.....

They were all over us. We're only human.

Isn't this how the whole AIDS thing started?

Yep. Someone shagged a monkey.

It wasn't me.

I did a panda.

I say (21:27):
my sister's out at a party on saturday night, all night
Friend says (21:27):
can't see it happening, when im already out overnight on thursday
I say (21:27):
do you have a quota?
I say (21:28):
who sets the limit?
Friend says (21:29):
me

I can read between the lines. It's not you. It's her who sets the limit.

F&*%$ing ridiculous.

Anyone (single) want to make a new friend? I'm clearly second best here.

Gah...I'm done with dating sites.

I'm out of there.

I was talking to one woman last night on the chat thing. We've exchanged quite a few messages and she seemed normal. But, during our chat she got the whole 'your/you're'/'their/there/they're' thing 100% wrong.

Churlish...but the last straw after a few weeks/months of madness.

What happened to tea shop girl!? Did I miss something? I guess so...

Tea shop girl and me are just friends... no more. She said she was only looking for friendship at the start of our correspondence. She's cool, so I'm happy with it.