He's got far more important things to do than spend his New Year with the proles!
Things that piss you off Page 66
Sorry but I've got Aaronitis.
One thing that pisses me off is when people set a scene "Fred is sat..." or "Fred is stood.." instead of sitting or standing!!!!
Is that petty enough for you?
Richard Herring said he spent one new year's eve alone at home watching himself having a fantastic time on telly at Jools Holland's hootnenanny.
Why does my weeny paper cut hurt more than if my whole arm had been savaged away?
Why is it I paint my nails, and within 2 seconds they are ruined!
Quote: Charley @ January 4, 2008, 11:51 PMWhy does my weeny paper cut hurt more than if my whole arm had been savaged away?
You shouldn't have stuffed the Daily Mirror up your fanny then.
LOL
Quote: David Chapman @ January 4, 2008, 11:59 PMYou shouldn't have stuffed the Daily Mirror up your fanny then.
Acually it was the telegraph. (Bigger). Pop over & have a read of it Bitch!
Quote: Charley @ January 5, 2008, 12:12 AMAcually it was the telegraph. (Bigger). Pop over & have a read of it Bitch!
Tha Daily Mail would just be too perverted.
Quote: David Chapman @ January 4, 2008, 9:42 PMI don't think it ever is. Or do you mean Jools himself?
The Hootenany is always pre-recorded.
*has heart attack* 
Look at the man, and his odd vole-shaped face. Do you think he's ever presented something live in his life?
He did in the olden days!!
He said a naughty word though, apparently.
Maybe that's why they're never live!
Quote: zooo @ January 5, 2008, 7:07 PMHe did in the olden days!!
He said a naughty word though, apparently.Maybe that's why they're never live!
That was the Tube though when he was a mere youngster.
when the fooball team you support gets beat 4-1 in the cup to bleeding coventry. grrr.
Quote: David Chapman @ January 5, 2008, 8:31 PMThat was the Tube though when he was a mere youngster.
The Tube was an excellent show.
I am, of course, referring to the London Underground documentary series, not that music malarkey.