I know! 
I am taking full credit.
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Quote: Marc P @ July 25 2011, 11:58 AM BSTIt's not really that kind of book!
That's just Duckist 
A duck walked into Waterstones and walked out with a copy of Murder Club, when the assistant rushed out to challenge him, he simply told her to put it on the bill.
That's quackers.
Quote: Marc P @ July 25 2011, 12:03 PM BSTI know!
I am taking full credit.
In one of my many half abandoned, novels I kept it classical.
"And God said let there be light, and there was light... and smoke... and coughing... maybe too much smoke and from there Peter's magic act went downhill"
