We see a large white cruise ship in port, at the base of the gangway there is a sign saying 'Recruiting' and we see a line of hopefuls all in uniform.
Inside the ship
Three men in sailor uniforms are standing to rigid attention outside the Captains cabin.
A lieutenant addresses them in a no nonsense tone.
"Right you three straight, in hats off, give your name and the position you're applying for, then remain at attention, do not speak unless spoken to!"
Lieutenant knocks on door
Captain
"Come"
The three troop in
1st
"Ferkin, Barsteward
2nd
Shirley, The Purser
3rd
Tits, Cox mate
The Captain looks up in dismay as he speaks;
"Lieutenant Rhubarb don't you think we've got enough on our plates,get these idiots off my ship!"
Lieutenant
"Aye aye Captain Custard!"
. Still liked it though.