Military Award Ceremony
A Sergeant in dress uniform is getting a medal off a field Marshall.
Field Marshall
Discreet
"You showed great leadership sergeant; most would have run, in deed I heard your whole squad ran away. I can't call them cowards though; as I have never been trapped down an alleyway face to face with a sixteen foot alien myself so it's a hard one to call.
Sergeant
"Certainly is sir, a first for all of us. Plus I managed to get the lads to come back down the alleyway and kill the thing sir!
Field Marshall
"Hence the medal, outstanding leadership and all that eh"
Sergeant
"Thank you sir!"
Field Marshall
Curious
"Out of interest sergeant how the hell did you get them to go back down a pitch black alley and fight the thing?"
Sergeant
Dead Pan
"I just shouted 'Come back lads, it's got tits!'"
Field Marshall
" Splendid!"
