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I don't think men like that get as far as looking at the face or even the body- they just see vaguely female form and remember that they've never been near real tits so go mental.
I would've unleashed the feminist wrath but I was breathless and didn't want to implicate myself by panting at him, missing out key words so I was just saying to him 'prick.. wanker.. breasts'- might have given the wrong impression

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2011, 8:25 PM BST

I fancy you!

This! ;)

Quote: AJGO @ July 24 2011, 8:28 PM BST

I would've unleashed the feminist wrath but I was breathless and didn't want to implicate myself by panting at him, missing out key words so I was just saying to him 'prick.. wanker.. breasts'- might have given the wrong impression

Laughing out loud

:D

Lit-up half circle thing back to being lit-up. What. are. you?
(I promise not to post on this every evening)

Oh no!
:D

Okay, what height is it at?

Could it possibly be lit up cranes or something?

This is starting to be as bad as my fox obsession.

Ooh, take a photo of it!

(And the fox, actually.)

Okay, I think it's about just under a mile from canary wharf, to south east direction. So not in the block of buildings there but near on the skyline. Definitely not cranes, it's a feature. Don't have technological capabilities to take a photo, sorry!

How is the fox? And how is 'Dead Air' going?

Definitely enjoying 'Dead Air'. Fox hasn't appeared yet tonight but probably will.

Does it do that awful sounding like a baby thing? Up to page 280 of Dead Air, very exciting.

Chip just knocked the bin over in the kitchen and it sounded like the opening drumbeats of the 20th Century Fox ident.

Did somebody knock the door at the same time? You have a very exciting life.

Quote: AJGO @ July 24 2011, 10:19 PM BST

Does it do that awful sounding like a baby thing? Up to page 280 of Dead Air, very exciting.

It doesn't usually make a noise when it's looking for food from us. First heard the howling years ago when there had been a couple of murders near here and I thought it was another one!
Need to stop pissing about here and get back to Dead Air.

>I don't jog and am not sexually attractive

Definitely not true.

Been painting the kitchen all day. Actually finished about 1am! But spent a while tidying up and putting stuff back. F**king f**ked and I have more to do tomorrow + the mother (not) in law is coming over for a few days. Argh!

What colour?

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