Psychiatrist

the other day I went to see a psychiatrist and she said jacqueline you really must do something positive with your life. I did I got rid of her

Do you think that might have been a bit premature?

Only messing, simple and funny, worked for me.

thanks its my 1st time with this

You just need to put it out and see how you get on.

If you are doing a few one liner jokes Jacq, then it may be better to put them all in one thread.

The joke is a nice enough one liner.

Welcome by the way.

Quote: jacq win @ July 24 2011, 6:15 PM BST

the other day I went to see a psychiatrist and she said jacqueline you really must do something positive with your life. I did I got rid of her

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I think you might have been a bit hasty, there...

I like the original, short and snappy but I sort of feel I have heard it told another way by someone else.. humm.. still, you could say that about a lot of jokes. good work.

my humour isn't quite as clean cut as the original but I would have gone with..

the other day I went to see a psychiatrist and she said jacqueline you really must do something positive with your life so I contracted AIDS

too soon?
too obvious?
has frankie boyle already said it?

all my psychiatrist did was ask me what I saw in the pictures of dead whores he held up.

To the point...not bad at all