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Hello there, I'm no Billy Page 2

Quote: Peter Brouhaha @ July 22 2011, 9:48 PM BST

When it comes to living people they are hot, I believe.

Should be same as core internal temperature, about 37c. If anyone has a particularly hot or cold vagina they should seek medical advice.

Hi no Billy!

Now where did I leave my thermometer.

Remember to wash it before as well as after

Quote: AJGO @ July 22 2011, 10:27 PM BST

Remember to wash it before as well as after

In warm water!

But don't douche because it causes thrush. Gone well off topic here! I'll say hello to no Billy again.

Quote: AJGO @ July 22 2011, 10:38 PM BST

But don't douche because it causes thrush. Gone well off topic here! I'll say hello to no Billy again.

I didn't realise there were so many douches and don'ts.

The mind boggles as to what the 'dont's' could represent in that sentence. Should we start up a genitourinary advice thread? Perhaps not, I'm already constructing a lazy list of actors to call 'pricks' etc

Oh dear.

I know. I do apologise

You sound quite the wacky character No Billy, welcome.

And hello to you too AJGO.

Thanks Jack Daniels. If the campaign to ban images of smoking works will you have to edit your avatar?

Hicks 4eva

Hi there, AJGO and Jack Daniels. It's always good to get a conversation going about the female genitalia, although it wasn't intentional, but still good because you could talk about pussy for hours. Thanks Jack Daniels, wacky is the way. One time I walked into a tanning salon and asked for a hair cut. When I walked in , I thought the vertical tubes were strange, but still I asked. When the nice young lady behind the counter told me where I was, I simply said oh and walked out unfazed. Don't think I can tell the difference between wacky and stupid, shit, did I say that out loud. Just gonna quietly slip away, chow for now.

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