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Wrong. Men are meant to be hairy.

Well we're all 'meant' to be hairy. Doesn't stop us shaving it all off!

What if you can't grow a beard. Even in your mid 20s?

Or worse, you have an inch gap between your hairline and where your sideburns would grow?

Am I not still a real man? Cos the doctor said I was :(

Better without.

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Better on the left.
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I like a nice close crop.

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Enough with all this hairy talk! Lads, put some pictures of shaved things up. ;)

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2011, 12:27 AM BST

Better without.

More girly without!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 24 2011, 10:10 AM BST

More girly without!

So you need a beard to differentiate between men and women?

Quote: chipolata @ July 24 2011, 11:07 AM BST

So you need a beard to differentiate between men and women?

It would probably help in your case, lady-man.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 24 2011, 11:08 AM BST

It would probably help in your case, lady-man.

I meant no disrespect, Stott. I was just curious about how many of your ex-girlfriends were actually beardless men. Whistling nnocently

Quote: chipolata @ July 24 2011, 11:59 AM BST

I meant no disrespect, Stott. I was just curious about how many of your ex-girlfriends were actually beardless men. Whistling nnocently

I make sure all of my girlfriends are beardless men.

god I wish id not asked now!

seems some chicks dig the face fuzz - some dont

bloody women

make your sodding minds up already!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 24 2011, 12:18 AM BST

Wrong. Men are meant to be hairy.

This.

It is a waste if you don't have at least some hair on your chops (men only).

I'm currently sporting my longest stubble in ages. It is almost a beard. I've been complimented on it.

I generally always have at least 2 days stubble as I'm quite pale, so it gives me a bit of colour. I just look WEIRD clean shaven.

Yep
same with me

Sometimes I let it grow for a good couple of weeks out of laziness

I always regret it though as it's such a bloody chore scrapeing and hacking it all off again

blood and hair everywhere

Plus, I can never get a close shave.

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