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What are you eating? Page 535

Many scones. Am now a heffalump

Delicious salt and vinegar Kettle Chips. There is no better snack on the planet. Well, there probably is. There's no better snack in the Co-op.

They are very lovely but I find they rip my gums, like a bag of vinegary sharks

People people

Its a bit late for scoffing

bad for the digestion

I read that there's only a difference of about a hundred calories, which I think is a large slice of bread, that you burn off during the day and the night. So the stuff about not eating after six or whenever is rubbish, because your brain is super busy and your cells are all renewing and whatnot while you sleep.

Apparently if you eat an apple before bed, your body works while you're asleep and burns off extra calories.

Does that sound realistic?

Sounds like SCIENCE.

If I dream about running, does that work as well?

Try it and get back to us.

I think sleepwalkers have an unfair advantage. Think of all the extra exercise they get, and they're asleep so don't have to get bored.
Lucky gits.

Getting ready to head to a nearby restaurant with 8 or 9 of the neighbors. It's supposed to have great seafood and margaritas but I don't like either. I guess I'll settle for a steak and beer.

They've got it cushy, those sleepwalkers.

Other than the constant fear of death. Or worse, being seen wandering around in Winnie the Pooh pajamas. Aroused.

Quote: Colin Crouch @ July 24 2011, 12:06 AM BST

Or worse, being seen wandering around in Winnie the Pooh pajamas. Aroused.

Are you trying to turn us on, Colin?
Cos it's working.

Yes. Yes I am.

Quote: zooo @ July 24 2011, 12:11 AM BST

Are you trying to turn us on, Colin?
Cos it's working.

It's the Winnie the Pooh pyjamas that does it!

Every time.

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