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Absent friends Page 40

Jack Massey.

Haven't heard anything from him since they jammily won the league and were put in their place by Barcelona.

Didn't he go off to do some studying?

Yup, and now he's studying he's got no free time? :P

Well, now he's at uni he has real friends...doesn't need us...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 17 2011, 5:14 PM BST

Well, now he's at uni he has real friends...doesn't need us...

Teary I want real friends

It's ok, I'm at uni and have no real friends. Who needs 'em?

:(

Not me! Real people are rubbish.

Quote: Rob H @ July 17 2011, 5:25 PM BST

Not me! Real people are rubbish.

I've discovered the secret is to only have friends who aren't more trouble than they're worth.

Quote: Nogget @ July 17 2011, 5:54 PM BST

I've discovered the secret is to only have friends who aren't more trouble than they're worth.

Me to that's why I live alone on a mountain.

As the old saying goes, a friend in need is a pain in the arse.

Quote: Rob H @ July 17 2011, 5:55 PM BST

As the old saying goes, a friend in need is a pain in the arse.

HAHA! I think I want that etched on my grave! Genius! :D

Charlie and Tim.

Charley's preggers, it seems!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 23 2011, 10:46 PM BST

Charley's preggers, it seems!

She is indeedy.

Must be nearly time for it to pop out.

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