You could say you were recently at that Hospital yourself; say you never heard or seen anything suspicious, then again you where in getting a pan took off your head.
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Quote: Jack Daniels @ July 23 2011, 2:01 PM BSTIt would've led onto...
Cheryl Cole is back to recording music again... HIP HIP..(crowd say hooray)
"Lucky us, If I was in a recording booth with Cheryl Cole I'd kick her out.
Sorry, not 'kick', 'eat'. I'm always messing that one up"
Is it maybe a bit alienating for the beginning of the set? Just, if people haven't got relaxed with you yet then that may make them a bit uncomfortable? Or could you maybe reverse it so you look a bit pervy then provide catharsis by remembering that you don't rate her at all?
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 23 2011, 2:07 PM BSTYou could say you were recently at that Hospital yourself; say you never heard or seen anything suspicious, then again you where in getting a pan took off your head.
Now that's funny
With Cheryl Cole you could say that your glad to see her back but you'd rather see her tits.
Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2011, 2:04 PM BSTNot great.
Jack what are you trying to say in your routine? It feels a little bit grasping for the laughs at the moment.
Maybe easier if you start with an idea, then ma
[quote name="sootyj" post="790680" date="July 23 2011, 2:04 PM BST"]Not great.
Jack what are you trying to say in your routine? It feels a little bit grasping for the laughs at the moment.
Maybe easier if you start with an idea, then make a punchline and then work backwards.
^ I was being sarcastic with that one, ^ that's not of my jokes...
I have the set ready, won three of them shows where the
audience clap the loudest for who they like, and was rewarded with an
8 minute opening slot tonight.
Just wondered about changing the opening line as oppose to sticking with what is already tried and tested.
Gonna ditch all reference to shagging murderesses.
Well done!
If you can't think of a killer gag then stick with what works.
Quote: AJGO @ July 23 2011, 2:09 PM BSTIs it maybe a bit alienating for the beginning of the set? Just, if people haven't got relaxed with you yet then that may make them a bit uncomfortable? Or could you maybe reverse it so you look a bit pervy then provide catharsis by remembering that you don't rate her at all?
Sorry, yeah, I was being sarcastically pervy.
That's not in there.
Ha, that could be my set, a list of people I would shag.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 23 2011, 2:07 PM BSTYou could say you were recently at that Hospital yourself; say you never heard or seen anything suspicious, then again you where in getting a pan took off your head.
Quote: Jack Daniels @ July 23 2011, 2:16 PM BSTSorry, yeah, I was being sarcastically pervy.
That's not in there.
Ha, that could be my set, a list of people I would shag.
Double dare you
Is it just me or does she look a bit of a drip..?
My granddad died the same way, someone filled his bag up with John Smiths, took him five days to die, he slipped on the way to the toilet and smashed his head open...
Now that works!