Van Gogh:
You think I'm a good painter don't you?
Gauguin:
Of course mate, why what's up?
Van Gogh:
It's just that I can't really manage to sell any of my paintings and it's driving me mad.
Gauguin:
That's what it's like though, for uncomissioned painters there just aren't the opportunities! Have you tried getting anything on ArtJack?
Van Gogh:
I Didn't even get that charcoal sketch they send you to say that they've received your paintings. It's not my type of Art anyway.
Gauguin:
Yeah, they like a lot of Tropical stuff, Beaches that sort of thing, I'm sure there are other places to send your paintings.
Van Gogh:
There isn't that many mate! and you'd think there would be with all the crap they have in the galleries.
Gauguin:
Didn't "Painted For Aesthetic Purposes" get back to you & ask you for a repaint?
Van Gogh:
Yeah that was a close one. Here it is actually! what do you think?
Gauguin:
You've painted better
Van Gogh:
Don't just say that, at least elaborate
Gauguin:
It needs trimming, get rid of a few stars & swirly bits.
Van Gogh:
Maybe I should just give it all up!
Gauguin:
Listen to me Vincent, you are a talented artist, maybe even the finest of your generation and even if you don't get recognition in this lifetime then you will certainly go down in Art History.
Van Gogh:
F**k that! I just want the Money
