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Quote: TopBanana @ July 22 2011, 5:01 PM BST

The 'date' is at 12.30pm. If it goes well I'm going to ask her if she would like to go to the local safari park after the food-based larks. She mentioned that she had never been there despite living quite locally.

Bit much or nice touch?

It shouldn't be a bit much if you make it sound very casual and not as if you'd been planning it for ten years.

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2011, 5:38 PM BST

Is WMSP good then?

It's very good, Leevil. I'm not interested in the 'fun' fair bit, but the drive-through is excellent.

A camel licked my sunroof last year, FYI.

Plus, you get a free return ticket.

Quote: keewik @ July 22 2011, 5:48 PM BST

It shouldn't be a bit much if you make it sound very casual and not as if you'd been planning it for ten years.

I've only thought about it because she mentioned it the other day. I don't think she was hinting, mind.

Quote: TopBanana @ July 22 2011, 5:52 PM BST

It's very good, Leevil. I'm not interested in the 'fun' fair bit, but the drive-through is excellent.

A camel licked my sunroof last year, FYI.

Plus, you get a free return ticket.

Cool. Will have to check it oot!

Quote: TopBanana @ July 22 2011, 5:32 PM BST

The park has a 'Walking with Lemurs' bit.

LEMURS!

Oh yes.

What the feck is a Lemur? like a camel?

Googling.

....Oh it's a zebra monkey thing.

I'm with you now. Carry on!

Just worried there may be a lemur-based, romance-killing incident.

Chicks dig monkeys, though, right?

This is all starting to sound faintly familiar...

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Quote: TopBanana @ July 22 2011, 6:06 PM BST

Just worried there may be a lemur-based, romance-killing incident.

Chicks dig monkeys, though, right?

Dude I'm single and haven't been on a date in like forever. Wrong person to ask lol

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2011, 6:09 PM BST

This is all starting to sound faintly familiar...

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L O freakin' L!

Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2011, 6:18 PM BST

Dude I'm single and haven't been on a date in like forever. Wrong person to ask lol

You've probably still had more dates than me in total, though!

Quote: TopBanana @ July 22 2011, 5:32 PM BST

The park has a 'Walking with Lemurs' bit.

LEMURS!

Oh yes.

I've done that! They're my favourite!

Quote: TopBanana @ July 22 2011, 6:06 PM BST

Just worried there may be a lemur-based, romance-killing incident.

Chicks dig monkeys, though, right?

LEMURS RULE.

Quote: TopBanana @ July 22 2011, 6:22 PM BST

You've probably still had more dates than me in total, though!

I'll put 50 quid cash monies I've not lol

Did any one of you who's dating do the decent thing and ex-communicate your good friends beforehand? No? You fiend. My (former) best friend can't even spend the night over at mine because his girlfriend can't be alone in the house over night by herself. Get real...

Time to move to Glasgow.

Maybe you could chip in so he could hire a babysitter for her.

Quote: eQua @ July 23 2011, 2:51 PM BST

Did any one of you who's dating do the decent thing and ex-communicate your good friends beforehand? No? You fiend. My (former) best friend can't even spend the night over at mine because his girlfriend can't be alone in the house over night by herself. Get real...

Time to move to Glasgow.

He'll be back if the sex dries up.. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 23 2011, 3:07 PM BST

He'll be back if the sex dries up.. Whistling nnocently

Well he's moved in with her... so I guess they're in something people call 'love'. pah... good for one thing, pouring tears into the gutter.

Quote: eQua @ July 23 2011, 5:12 PM BST

Well he's moved in with her... so I guess they're in something people call 'love'. pah... good for one thing, pouring tears into the gutter.

Not nice when you get sidelined, happens a lot though it seems.

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