>_< Is it worth the money though? Are you getting a lot of extra features? I've looked at the website but there appears to be a lot of salesman jargon.
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At first glance it looked exactly the same. Didn't have time you mess about with it too much, I had to go to work.
Priorities, Nil. Priorities.
Quote: DaButt @ July 21 2011, 6:05 AM BSTThat much is true:
All that obfuscation?
A doctored photo that has a slightly Middle Eastern look to it?
Concealed firearms?
" Hello, Department of Homeland Security? Er, I think I got something you should take a look at . . .
Quote: Leevil @ July 21 2011, 2:10 PM BSTHe's still alive. I'm playing a game of internet scrabble with him (because we're cool) and he took his turn 2 hours ago. At least I hope it was him.
Oh he plays Scrabble with you, does he? But not me? 
Somebody's just been knocking on Chip's door. You don't need to know who, but what a time to knock!
Quote: chipolata @ July 21 2011, 10:18 PM BSTSomebody's just been knocking on Chip's door. You don't need to know who, but what a time to knock!
Is it a boy man looking for company?
We DO need to know who - it'll complete the story.
The police?
F**k me, the suspence is killing me!
He gets off on that.
I bet it was actually Chipolata knocking on his own door.
Quote: Will Cam @ July 21 2011, 10:25 PM BSTF**k me, these suspenders is killing me!
Quite an offer.
Maybe it was an axe-murderer and Chip is no more. I think that's the time of night when axe murderers appear.