Hi I'm no Billy,it's good to be here ,feels like I'm in a room full of people,but am no,I'm in a room all by my self.That's f**king weird man,who the f**k are you talkin to?who me?Aye,oh just talkin to my self,ohthat's ok then.If any sane person reads this,I've got some videos on you tube,[no billy's wet dream] is my favourite,thanks for reading if you are insane. 
Hello Billy, welcome to the British Comedy Guide. Please remember to use spaces after commas and full stops in future posts - what a read!
Hello there Aaron,hope you've had a wonderful day son,I am happy that you are concerned about my spaces and commas,hope you can sleep tonight,don't let it get you down pal,if ya need somebody to talk to ,I'm here for you.We will find a nice bench.The wee bloke on my left shoulder is wondering if that is you on your profile pic.If it is ,he thinks you look like a sad teacher who is ready to do something stupid.If it is you then don't listen to him,he looks like a horses arse ready to do something terrible.Love and peace brother x. And please it's no Billy.
Hey No Billy welcome
Best stick to the rules or you will be f**ked off Billy 
Quote: No Billy @ July 21 2011, 7:57 PM BSTHello there Aaron,hope you've had a wonderful day son,I am happy that you are concerned about my spaces and commas,hope you can sleep tonight,don't let it get you down pal,if ya need somebody to talk to ,I'm here for you.We will find a nice bench.The wee bloke on my left shoulder is wondering if that is you on your profile pic.If it is ,he thinks you look like a sad teacher who is ready to do something stupid.If it is you then don't listen to him,he looks like a horses arse ready to do something terrible.Love and peace brother x. And please it's no Billy.
If you don't learn to put in some spaces, it'll be 'banned member', nevermind Billy or no.
This is an official warning. It is not a request.
Heh! What a douche
ban his ass dude!
Hello there Aaron, I read and understand the rules. I see my column looks like one long word, it's terrible, therefore I stand corrected. After-all that's why the rules are in place. I apologize for the whole sad looking teacher thing, was just looking for a bit of banter. And Lofthouse, a Douche is a method for washing vagina's if you look it up so, thanks. I have a right to be here as much as you old chap.
Thank you, No Billy. 
Quote: No Billy @ July 22 2011, 10:13 AM BSTHello there Aaron, I read and understand the rules. I see my column looks like one long word, it's terrible, therefore I stand corrected. After-all that's why the rules are in place. I apologize for the whole sad looking teacher thing, was just looking for a bit of banter. And Lofthouse, a Douche is a method for washing vagina's if you look it up so, thanks. I have a right to be here as much as you old chap.
he he he
vagina's...
he!
cool
Quote: lofthouse @ July 22 2011, 6:33 PM BSThe he he
vagina's...
he!
cool
Hi Marc. Now don't you tell us you're 'No Marc' (that'd be be very Scouse).
Cool? I thought vaginas were hot. But what do I know?
Quote: Rigid Bones @ July 22 2011, 9:42 PM BSTCool? I thought vaginas were hot. But what do I know?
When it comes to living people they are hot, I believe.
Yeah
I liked it best when he said 'vagina's'
that was cool
Quote: Rigid Bones @ July 22 2011, 9:42 PM BSTCool? I thought vaginas were hot. But what do I know?
Usually means a yeast infection.