Quote: zooo @ July 21 2011, 11:33 AM BSTWe're not allowed to know your hair, eyes or sex??
Secretive...
That's because dabutt is a woman with a beard and tash and a squint
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Has TB come back yet? I do hope he's not dead.
He's not been on since!
Maybe there was no date and the entire thing was an elaborate joke to get us worried...
Quote: DaButt @ July 21 2011, 5:49 AM BSTNot sure what you're asking but I downloaded it legally from Apple. It's only being distributed as a 4 GB download from the App Store at the moment.
That is what I was getting at. Sorry, I was a bit "drunk" last night.
Quote: DaButt @ July 21 2011, 6:05 AM BSTThat much is true:
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 21 2011, 9:27 AM BSTI have it installed now too.
Although it's only £20.99.
Quote: chipolata @ July 21 2011, 9:34 AM BSTThat guy is great for fixing stuff but I don't want the mysterious spring in my garden fixed. It's special somehow. As if Jesus is talking to me through it.
Bottle it?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 21 2011, 1:11 PM BSTHas TB come back yet? I do hope he's not dead.
Not dead, no, but I think we'd all agree he deserves a light maiming for his comments about that poor girls ears in the Dating Sites thread.
He's still alive. I'm playing a game of internet scrabble with him (because we're cool) and he took his turn 2 hours ago. At least I hope it was him. 
Quote: bigfella @ July 21 2011, 7:45 AM BSTI like the map of texas just in case you forget what it looks like!
It's one of many security features. If you hold the license up to the light you can see through it.
Quote: zooo @ July 21 2011, 11:33 AM BSTWe're not allowed to know your hair, eyes or sex??
Secretive...
I got carried away with the paintbrush. I felt like a Fed redacting secret documents.
Quote: DaButt @ July 21 2011, 2:13 PM BSTI got carried away with the paintbrush. I felt like a Fed redacting secret documents.
Quote: chipolata @ July 21 2011, 2:03 PM BSTNot dead, no, but I think we'd all agree he deserves a light maiming for his comments about that poor girls ears in the Dating Sites thread.
Oh noes, maybe it was that girl he met up with, pretending to be a posh tea shop heiress so she could get her revenge. 
Quote: DaButt @ July 21 2011, 2:13 PM BSTI got carried away with the paintbrush. I felt like a Fed redacting secret documents.
When does it expire? And do you have to do the whole thing over again then?
It expires in 5 years. There will be another background investigation, a shorter class and another proficiency test at the pistol range.
Ah, that's quicker than I thought. Good though.
Christ, is this site still going? I thought people would have stopped using this 'internet' thing by now. Incredible.
Quote: Leevil @ July 21 2011, 1:19 PM BST
"Only"?
Is that bad?
Is if you don't have £20 