The silent dove sleeps alone tonight.
Pardon?
I said, The silent dove sleeps alone tonight.
I'm sorry, do I know you?
Er, sorry, I thought you were somebody else, it's these glasses.
45 minutes later...
The silent dove sleeps alone tonight.
Where the f**k have you been?
Nice to see a nice silly one backed up with a proper punchline.
Great 
another idea stolen from your idea 
..the red crow flies south at midnight
..do you have the money?
how do I know it's authentic?
we only deal in the finest..
well it looks good but I don't know...
look, you won't be getting any better for this price, or any price for that matter..
let me speak to your boss
the boss won't like that, he said not to bother him with petty jobs, he's got bigger fish to take care of.
so what reassurances can you give me?
look, if your not happy you can return the merchandise within the week
ok, but I will have to clear it with my boss.
man turns to wife
yes just buy the f**king glasses.
Nice one...
so this is the thread I learn we can't say bad words on this forum.
it's been fun 
You have the language filter turned on.
Go to your profile and turn it off and you can see all the f**ks and c**ts you like.
I think Marc should switch his on...
yes 
I'd like to hear a bleep and a loud warning as I'm typing a 'bad' word. 
If I hear any more bad language around here I'm going to report it to admin.
Ah go f**k yourself.
Who said that?
What's up with him?
F**ked if I know.
Think I need to go out now 