Bungle was clearly gay though
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Quote: lofthouse @ July 19 2011, 9:20 PM BSTBungle was clearly gay though
Your gay.
No YOU are
Quote: lofthouse @ July 19 2011, 9:23 PM BSTNo YOU are
I know I am but what are you.
No wait...The other thing.
DAMNNN!
I bet my dads gayer than your dad
Oh
no that's not right either...
Quote: TopBanana @ July 18 2011, 9:22 PM BSTThere was a bit of an awkward moment on the phone when she said she'd like me to 'take her up the allotment', but we laughed it off. I felt bad for her!
I definitely would, though.
And it all seemed so romantic and true.
Quote: TopBanana @ July 19 2011, 12:42 PM BSTJust heading off now.
If you do not hear off me later tonight you can assume it really was a sex dungeon after all.
Alert the authorities.
Uh oh...
Who's gonna tend his allotment now?! 
Hmmm dating sites... I was never happy with my profiles, changed them almost daily. I came to the conclusion that I wanted to believe in the idea of love but not actually be in love. I'm going to try the work and money route, seems easier.
Um. Has TB showed up anywhere on here yet? 
I think they've got him! Aaaaarrrrggggghhhh!
He will be tied to a chair in some blokes garage by now, with an orange in his mouth and a raddish up his bum.
Lucky bugger
Quote: lofthouse @ July 20 2011, 9:41 PM BSTHe will be tied to a chair in some blokes garage by now, with an orange in his mouth and a raddish up his bum.
Lucky bugger
Your secret desire is to have a radish up your bum? (looks for pitying smiley)
Quote: lofthouse @ July 20 2011, 9:41 PM BSTHe will be tied to a chair in some blokes garage by now, with an orange in his mouth and a raddish up his bum.
Lucky bugger
Bring out the gimp!
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