Hello.
I've put together a song on my computer. It's called 'boner'.
Basically I want to knock together a video for it in the hope we'll become YouTube sensations.
Anyone interested in helping?
I have no camera or directing skills. 
Let me know if you are interested and I can send you the song. At which point you can either laugh and become interested, or think I'm a dick.
Cheers.
Hi Nigel, if you visit your bank manager and explain all about the song you've written they may help with a start up loan to fund you.
I think you'll need to give us a bit more info. Like, are you looking for someone to film it, play the instruments, animate it, sing it or write it with you?
If I ask nicely will you show me your boner?
so basically, its a spoof rap song. sort of adam and joe esque.
the musics almost there, id be happy for anyone to add to it though.
what I want is for someone to help me film a video to it.
its only about 2 minutes long. I want it to be a spoof rap video, the main theme is the rappers have visable boners
@sootyj I would, but you proabably wouldnt be impressed. im only packing five inches
I have a pretty snazzy camera phone.
What is my cut?
Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2011, 12:18 AM BSTIf I ask nicely will you show me your boner?
And is it boner fide?
Quote: insideyourcooch @ July 19 2011, 5:32 AM BSTI have a pretty snazzy camera phone.
What is my cut?
I guess he is not asking for phone cameras...!!
He is wanting someone to make a video by some professional camera..!!