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Quote: zooo @ July 9 2011, 5:43 PM BST

I thought you already had a lady caller, Ben.

I've got women coming out of my ears, zooo. I was just curious that's all.

Quote: Ben @ July 17 2011, 6:36 PM BST

I've got women coming out of my ears, zooo. I was just curious that's all.

Blow up dolls don't count Mr Ben ;)

Quote: TopBanana @ July 17 2011, 6:27 PM BST

What is the worst that could happen, eh?

Some type of coldsore?

Anyway, best of luck, TB. Keep the male BCG success rate riding high. Oh wait, if you do get a coldsore, then it'll be considered a success...

Even as we sit here, Topbanana is probably gazing soulfully into a cup of Earl Grey while being menaced by The Uncle.

Doubt the woman even exists. TB's probably been lured into the uncle's sex dungeon by now.

God! I think I can hear the screams.

That's a whole day he's been gone. Should we alert the Police?

Well, guys.....the date is actually tomorrow art'noon.

I've spoken to her on the phone and she has a very, very posh voice. I, on the other hand, sound like the Mark Williams/Prudential ad: 'We wanna be together'.

:(

Nice lass, though.

Hearing voices for the first time is always weeeeeird.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 18 2011, 8:12 PM BST

Hearing voices for the first time is always weeeeeird.

True Dat.

That could be her telephone voice. When I hear Mr. keewik on the phone I'm often ready to contact the police to tell I'm being burgled by a relative of the Queen

When Elliot first heard my voice on here I was doing the stupidest video EVER.

I can't actually remember what you sound like, the Robyn. Do you have an accent? Does Elliot?!

Yeah....tis weird.

But, from what I can gather she's of good breeding. Her brother is a doctor in Kenya.

My brother is a cleaner.

Wat.

Quote: Ben @ July 18 2011, 8:20 PM BST

I can't actually remember what you sound like, the Robyn. Do you have an accent? Does Elliot?!

We both sound similar I think? I sound posh apparently. I always sound higher pitched on recordings, and more clipped, than I do in my head.

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