OK, my first attempt at a sketch...be nice
WE SEE NOAM CHOMSKY AT HIS DESK IN HIS OFFICE AT MIT IN BOSTON. HE IS WRITING A LETTER UNDER A SMALL DESK LAMP AS HIS PHONE RINGS
SECRETARY: Prof. Chomsky, I have the British newspaper The Guardian on line 1 for you
NOAM CHOMSKY: Hello...mmhm..mmhm...not at all...there has never been any reason to doubt what the FBI believed in mid-2002, but that leaves us far from the proof of guilt required in civilized societies - and whatever the evidence might be, it does not warrant murdering a suspect who could, it seems, have been easily apprehended and brought to trial...OK?..good...bye bye.
A COUPLE OF SECONDS LATER, THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN
SECRETARY: Prof. Chomsky, I have The Independent newspaper for you.
NOAM CHOMSKY: Hello...mmhm...mmhm...not at all...diplomatic initiatives such as the Palestinian state strategy, and nonviolent actions generally, threaten those who hold a virtual monopoly on violence. The U.S. and Israel are trying to sustain indefensible positions: the occupation and its subversion of the overwhelming, long-standing consensus on a diplomatic settlement...OK?...good...bye bye.
A COUPLE OF SECONDS LATER, THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN
SECRETARY: Prof. Chomsky, I have Marie-Claire magazine for you.
NOAM CHOMSKY: Hello...mmhm...mmhm... not at all... this seasons lipstick shades are Plum Beguilling and Bella Donna Mauve...yep...yep...Vanilla Bliss for nails...OK?...good...bye bye.