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Who do you fancy? Page 633

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 15 2011, 6:20 PM BST

It's all pinned up to the front, because at Glasto you could see where it was kind of falling as her performance got more energetic.

Well if she asked me nicely I'd be more than happy to provide her with some "Something About Mary" style hair gel...

Ew.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 15 2011, 5:15 PM BST

I'm trying to decide whether I want to do a sex on Rebekah Brooks.

She's like that bird in Seinfeld who looks hot in certain lights but ghastly in others.

Does anyone know if Brooks is shaved down below? I don't mind gingers, but I'm not keen on fire crotches.

That would definitely swing it for me.

It's a 'yes' from me, Kevin, simply because of the hair.

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 15 2011, 5:35 PM BST

Janelle Monae still floatin' my boat.

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She's like, perfect or something. I even love her tiny, deformed ears

I just printed that off.

Should keep the kids away from the fire !

Janelle Monae?

That's a 'no' from me.

She needs to take more heroin and smear some makeup across her face to get on your to do list, if I remember rightly. ;)

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 15 2011, 7:20 PM BST

I just printed that off.

Should keep the kids away from the fire !

Blasphemy!! :O

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2011, 7:22 PM BST

She needs to take more heroin and smear some makeup across her face to get on your to do list, if I remember rightly. ;)

That's only a fantasy, zooo. It's an itch I'm not going to scratch. I don't want chlamydia.

Anita Dobson is in Casualty tonight.

What a GILF!

Brian May is a lucky guy. I hope when I'm in my 60s I have such a fine piece of poontang by my side.

Surely you mean by your fireside?

*Brian May joke*

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 15 2011, 5:35 PM BST

Janelle Monae still floatin' my boat.

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She's like, perfect or something. I even love her tiny, deformed ears

Isn't that Carl Lewis in suit? Makes me think of this pic...

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In all seriousness Lee, I can see why someone would find her attractive but she's not someone I'd have very high up my list I'm afraid...

Shania Twain.

Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2011, 11:43 PM BST

Shania Twain.

:P

Especially this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2k-gv6xNE

" I'm gettin' a little stiffy already."

;) ppleease stop, the bthought of old rocker getting his rocks off is just too gruesome, no more please 'Horlick Off' now you geriatric pervert!

Zoe Wannamaker.

I wannamaker happy.

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