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Arse-house*

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 16 2011, 11:32 PM BST

Sorry Chip, how about something more serious? Have you seen this in the corner of your room, peering out from the shadows?

PUT COLUMBO BACK!!!

HAHAHAHA

No, but you can have smiley me back.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 16 2011, 11:42 PM BST

HAHAHAHA No, but you can have smiley me back.

*Peter Falk turns in grave*

Really want to go up town for some random drinks, but that would involve some shaving and ironing. And a short walk.

Leave Falk out of this, he'll have enough to deal with when some Producer reboots Columbo with Robert Patterson as the not-at-all-dishevelled Detective.

:D Oh you look like Dom Joly, who I quite fancy, but worried I could'nt out do him on tricks and scams!

Kenneth informs me the book is number one in Australia now. Which is nice.

Quote: Ben @ July 16 2011, 11:50 PM BST

Really want to go up town for some random drinks, but that would involve some shaving and ironing. And a short walk.

How will the random selection of the drinks be decided?

You've obivously never played cocktail roulette with Ben.

Custard and Guiness ok

Gin and Bleach not so good.

Just gonna have a scone/scone.

Going Back to the future to defeat Skynet. Be back in 20 mins.

Quote: TopBanana @ July 17 2011, 4:44 PM BST

Just gonna have a scone/scone.

It's definitely pronounced 'scone', I think you'll find.

I say 'scone', I'm afraid.

Working class to the core, me.

*orders butler to type a scathing response*

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