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Milton Keynesssssssssssssss. <3

Tis a grand place

Certainly is!

Quote: Leevil @ July 16 2011, 5:46 PM BST

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Are you ones of it's knockers Leevil?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 16 2011, 5:16 PM BST

They opened one down the road from where I lived in Milton Keynes a few years ago and it was a resounding flop, a bit of a curiosity at first but I think most blokes were too embarrassed to use it!

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How many women were there?

They didn't have my custom so I don't know.

Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2011, 3:57 PM BST

You had your haircut by another man? A bit gay. I only let ladies near my head.

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As a barber once said to me: Never let a bird cut your hair.

There's a good reason why all the top hairdressers are men.

Yea

women can't cut hair for shit

Ah yes, the 'top' hairdressers. We all know them.

Quote: zooo @ July 16 2011, 8:10 PM BST

Ah yes, the 'top' hairdressers. We all know them.

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John Frieda. Case closed.

Edward Scissorhands!

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 16 2011, 6:20 PM BST

Are you ones of it's knockers Leevil?

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Maaaaybe

As of 5 minutes ago I'm licensed to carry a concealed handgun in more than 30 states.