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Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 16 2011, 3:15 PM BST

Had hair cut, has given me a mental fringe even though I said leave it long, don't take too much off; so of course the first thing he did was to cut it mental case short and straight. Arsewipe!!

Also just picked up new glasses so everything looks a bit weird. I think me glasses may be a bit big, too.

Guh.

You had your haircut by another man? A bit gay. I only let ladies near my head.

I normally do it myself. Errr

I've always thought a topless hairdresers whould make a fortune.

That really applies to topless: anything.

Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2011, 3:57 PM BST

You had your haircut by another man? A bit gay.

Eh?

Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2011, 3:57 PM BST

You had your haircut by another man? A bit gay. I only let ladies near my head.

Barbers are men, women and gay men are hairdressers. Real men go to a barber. ;)

Quote: Leevil @ July 16 2011, 4:01 PM BST

I normally do it myself. Errr

Do you do it topless?

Don't want to get my t-shirt messy.

Quote: Leevil @ July 16 2011, 4:08 PM BST

That really applies to topless: anything.

Well true.

But there is something about the level of the male head and the level of female hairdresser breast that would make it an unbeatable combo!

Too dangerous. Scissors + nipples.

Indeed. I was advised there would be a major health and safety issue

My mom once cut the top of my ear with the kitchen scissors when giving me the 'curtain' hair cut.

Quote: bigfella @ July 16 2011, 4:06 PM BST

I've always thought a topless hairdresers whould make a fortune.

I heard about one on the radio the other month. I think it was in Oz.

Quote: TopBanana @ July 16 2011, 4:35 PM BST

I heard about one on the radio the other month. I think it was in Oz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvTRkji-ajU

Quote: bigfella @ July 16 2011, 4:06 PM BST

I've always thought a topless hairdresers whould make a fortune.

They opened one down the road from where I lived in Milton Keynes a few years ago and it was a resounding flop, a bit of a curiosity at first but I think most blokes were too embarrassed to use it!

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 16 2011, 5:16 PM BST

They opened one down the road from where I lived in Milton Keynes a few years ago and it was a resounding flop, a bit of a curiosity at first but I think most blokes were too embarrassed to use it!

Or the hairdressers looked like Tasha's Mum !

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