Why fritter away your time with random distractions when you could waste the whole day according to a strict timetable? This is a blog, not a film or a song parody, so if you can't read you may not like it. Even if you can read, you still may not like it, but just because you're not illiterate it doesn't mean you're not a dick. You almost certainly are a dick. It's about writers and why they bitch about everything all the time.