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Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2011, 1:08 PM BST

I've already got a Plus One, zooo, but I appreciate the offer. ;)

Are you going with "date" girl?

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2011, 1:04 PM BST

Chip's just been invited to a party that promises "pure bliss". He's looking forward to going as he's never experienced bliss before, pure or otherwise.

I have heard that some drugs do that sort of thing, inducing 'pure bliss', watch your drink chipolata.

Home today. Hot and cold shivers all night then got up at 3:30 to puke my guts up. Still feel rough but have to go shopping now. Joy. :(

What's Jules doing? Slacking again? What is it, a 3 hour drive or something? Get on it woman!

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 15 2011, 1:51 PM BST

Home today. Hot and cold shivers all night then got up at 3:30 to puke my guts up. Still feel rough but have to go shopping now. Joy. :(

Sympathy mode.

Hope feel better soon boss.

Why do you have to go shopping?
Can't you order stuff?

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2011, 2:03 PM BST

Why do you have to go shopping?
Can't you order stuff?

if he orders only 1 person will see how ill he is. If go to shop loads more people will shower with sympathy.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2011, 1:34 PM BST

Are you going with "date" girl?

I'd like to. :$

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2011, 2:40 PM BST

I'd like to. :$

:D

Quote: Leevil @ July 15 2011, 1:54 PM BST

What's Jules doing? Slacking again? What is it, a 3 hour drive or something? Get on it woman!

:D

Quote: Gavin @ July 15 2011, 2:02 PM BST

Sympathy mode.

Hope feel better soon boss.

Cheers Gav.

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2011, 2:03 PM BST

Why do you have to go shopping?
Can't you order stuff?

Nah, don't trust them to get what I want. Plus, you don't know what bargains are about.

Quote: Leevil @ July 15 2011, 1:54 PM BST

What's Jules doing? Slacking again? What is it, a 3 hour drive or something? Get on it woman!

Aren't you guys living together yet? It's been 3 years!!

I know, I know. Things aren't that simple unfortunately.

Is it because you snore?

Not me, no.

:O

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