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I'll be packin' heat by this weekend!

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Do you have a big bushy beard in your photo?

Quote: DaButt @ July 14 2011, 10:46 PM BST

I'll be packin' heat by this weekend!

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whose gonna pay first?

I just hope whatever he is packing it in isn't flammable, or inflammable for that matter.

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2011, 10:48 PM BST

Do you have a big bushy beard in your photo?

Yeah, but it's not as scary as it is now. I haven't shaved in almost 3 months. The neighborhood kids ask if it's me when they see me.

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2011, 10:49 PM BST

whose gonna pay first?

Anyone who has wronged me. Cool

Unfortunately I was the one who paid for the stupid thing. At least I got a 50% discount because I'm a veteran.

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:( Some posts just have strange 'windows' colour square??
OH ER, perhaps being 'scammed' for funnyness?...

Ellie has another stye... she did not have styes before working at her new job.

They hurt.

Ellie thinks they may correspond with the stress of the new job. Stress = hurt.

No, some swine is infecting you. Line them all up and do an eye inspection - sack the one with the styes - they're extremely infectious.

No one else I know has them.

Because of work I don't have a free weekend until November. Greattttt. Good job I enjoy 7 day weeeks.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2011, 9:27 AM BST

No one else I know has them.

Huh?

Are you wearing a crash helmet?

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2011, 9:43 AM BST

Huh?

Are you wearing a crash helmet?

That's a known cure for cold sores... not styes.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2011, 9:57 AM BST

That's a known cure for cold sores... not styes.

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Cold sore or no cold sore, crash helmet woman is still pretty hot. Ssss!

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