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No Regrets?

Does anyone have any (preferably light hearted) regrets from their life so far?

I should have taken that job on that German Cruiseship.

In hindsight I should have got a different type of spoon so that they would know it was the one that was meant for the sugar bowl

If only I'd have known back then that dancing dogs were going to be so popular.

I had a ticket to see Keanu Reeves's band when I was younger, and decided not to go at the last minute. :(
I also had a ticket to be in the audience of Baddiel and Skinner the night they had the streaker, and decided not to go at the last minute.
AND, I had a ticket to go to an Elliott Smith gig shortly before he died, and I decided not to go at the last minute.

There must be a pattern in there somewhere. But I just can't see it...

You're not agoraphobic are you?

Hehe!

Nah, I hate people, not the outdoors.

Regrets? Where do I begin?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 14 2011, 12:12 AM BST

Does anyone have any (preferably light hearted) regrets from their life so far?

I should have taken that Captain's job on that German Battleship The Bismark, I could've changed the course of history and be kissed by the Fuhrer of our glorious nation of supermen.

Yes I often think the same, how odd.

Regrets?

I've had a few.

But, then again, too few to mention.

No, nothing of nothing

No! I don't feel sorry about anything

Not the good things people have done to me

Not the bad things, it's all the same to me.

No, nothing of nothing

No! I don't feel sorry about anything

It's paid for, removed, forgotten,

I'm happy about the past

No regrets, no tears goodbye, don't want you back, we'd only cry again. Goodbye again. Wave by Tim Scott Walker.

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2011, 12:24 AM BST

Hehe!

Nah, I hate people, not the outdoors.

I seem to recall that agoraphobia is more to do with people than the outdoors - the irrational fear of having a panic attack in public. Which seems especially irrational, even by phobia standards, and a bit Catch 22. There was a programme about it, I think I remembered the crux of it...

I've never had a panic attack. I just sit and glower at people.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ July 14 2011, 12:44 AM BST

No regrets, no tears goodbye, don't want you back, we'd only cry again. Goodbye again. Wave by Tim Scott Walker.

Haha
Yes the title was based on that song.
I do like a bit of the Walker Brothers

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 14 2011, 12:54 AM BST

I do like a bit of the Walker Brothers

:O

How sweet! Like a fierce little kitten.

I double checked and I did remember correctly. I also looked up agraphobia and that's something very different...

Quote: Vader @ July 14 2011, 1:01 AM BST

agraphobia and that's something very different...

Fear of farming. Right?

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 14 2011, 1:01 AM BST

:O

As I typed it, I thought I was taking a risk.
:D

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