British Comedy Guide

Things that DON'T piss me off

The screeching of swifts as they zoom round the houses on a summer evening.

When a new flower appears in the garden.
Or when someone lets you go ahead at the Supermarket when you've only got one item.

Oh and also when nothing particular happens.

I'm very laid back.

Is this things that should technically piss you off but actually don't? Like the fact I quite like terrible weather.

No, it's just nice things, things that you think are good.

Raindrops on roses.......

Anything wicker

When you walk into a barbershop, and there's nobody waiting.

When you get that extra big seat that they only have on the Hammersmith & City line

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 13 2011, 11:02 PM BST

When you get that extra big seat that they only have on the Hammersmith & City line

Is there only one?

Trolls. At their worst they're easily ignored.

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ July 13 2011, 11:09 PM BST

Trolls. At their worst they're easily ignored.

If you think that, you've not experienced a really bad one.

I've been around this here site a fair while and ones that have been banned haven't bothered me.

Maybe you missed the really special one/s.

I was around for IT Dave, Roodeye and a fair few more. The ones who post dodgy stuff they're not really trolls are they? Their spammers.

Quote: Chappers @ July 13 2011, 11:05 PM BST

Is there only one?

OK two per carriage.
It's a rare treat anyway.

So much so that before I noticed it I was sitting on an empty carriage.
And someone sat right next to me.
I tried to give the dirtiest look of all time & moved away & then realised what the scamp was up to & was converted from then on.

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