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Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 13 2011, 2:21 PM BST

Facepainting myself as a cat out of boredom. Several times.

Oh, one time I facepainted my face to match the tribal tattoos that my Dragon Age character had.

Eh? Do your Mummy and Daddy know you are talking to Grown-ups on here?

I killed my parents.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 13 2011, 2:25 PM BST

I killed my parents.

With sadness?

With hammers.

M.C. or House of?

There's a small new stretch of road near me, that I'm tempted to drive down, just to try it out. Is that sad, or is it sad that I've never driven along it (despite wanting to) because I think it would be sad to go there for no reason?

A few years ago I was well known to my immediate area as someone who didn't want to work for a living. The next logical step is of course to post leaflets advertising a grass cutting service, to which I had a reply. She wanted all the extras done (I split the job down to it's components to make more money).

We agreed that I'd go to her house the next morning and start work. I had carried all the heavy equipment to her house and no one answered the door. I gave it about 15 minutes then left.

In the afternoon that day, the same woman walked past my sister's house while I was mowing her lawn, and she gave me a grin. Clearly she had set me up, to waste my time because it's hypocritical me not wanting to work for a living and then working for a living.

I started welling up at the injustice of this. I had been got at, and there was nothing I could do... except call 999. I asked to be transferred to the Police, and told them what happened. I was told that what the woman had done was not a crime. My blubbering response was "...but...but... I'm don't know what I'm gonna do" then hung up.

The extra-sad thing about this is that I was 18 at the time.

The saddest thing I have recorded was the horse racing to watch that night and I hadn't even had a bet.

But the saddest thing I have done in the true sense was last Christmas when I was a pall bearer for my fathers coffin at his funeral.
I was very sad but also very proud to be looking after him on his final journey.

Quote: David Bussell @ July 13 2011, 10:21 AM BST

I used to work for a video store and to make the 12 hour shifts fly by quick I'd take a 750ml bottle of Rachmanimov vodka, mix it with cheap orange juice and slowy drink the lot over the course of the day. Come to think of it, that's more tragic than sad.

Did you tut at the plebs choices of entertainment?

And make laconic remarks about Tarrantino films to the other staff?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 13 2011, 2:25 PM BST

I killed my parents.

with disapointment?

BOOYAH!

Sad things Sootyj has done?

Hmm

Gone to Gencon 3 years in a row
Been called smug by a man who sings James Bond songs
Cried when watching Beaches
Thought he was concealing his drunkeness at a party, till he realised he'd put his trousers on back to front in the toilet.
Been menaced by Elim Pentecostalists for mocking their faith
Been abandoned pissed when working on Kibbutz 10 kilometers from home

There's more I think.

Quote: Nogget @ July 13 2011, 3:05 PM BST

There's a small new stretch of road near me, that I'm tempted to drive down, just to try it out. Is that sad, or is it sad that I've never driven along it (despite wanting to) because I think it would be sad to go there for no reason?

Thats not sad. It's tragic you've not driven on that new road!

I once ordered a little flashing Tardis thingy you can attach to your phone. When it came to the order page you could add a gift card to your purchase at no extra cost. So I filled it in to say 'From The Doctor'.

I WIN.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2011, 4:39 PM BST

I once ordered a little flashing Tardis thingy you can attach to your phone. When it came to the order page you could add a gift card to your purchase at no extra cost. So I filled it in to say 'From The Doctor'.

I WIN.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I think I kinda fancy you now.

Lolz.

In all my 28000+ posts I can't think of one sad thing about my life. It's all go in Leeville!

:O eQua that is dead sad, what a bitch!

Trabs, made me laugh-very visual! did you spend rest of the day with 'windowlene'?

Zooo and Dr Who, yes! I've filled my own gift card!

Nat and her [departed] family, all brilliant so Hug chums!

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