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Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2011, 10:48 AM BST

Chip's in a good mood. He went on a "date" last night

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Did you just do the half hour, or stump up for the full sixty minutes??

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 13 2011, 11:02 AM BST

Did you just do the half hour, or stump up for the full sixty minutes??

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Mockery has no affect on me, Stott.

I know you're choking back the tears really.

Matthew has new Curb and Louie to watch. Times are good.

Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2011, 10:48 AM BST

Chip's in a good mood. He went on a "date" last night and very nice it was too. And cleverly scheduled for the poorest night on TV too.

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Was it the Senorita???

Quote: Marc P @ July 13 2011, 11:13 AM BST

Was it the Senorita???

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No, although she is pleasingly swarthy.

Chip's off again!

Is new Curb on British TV yet or are you getting it online?

Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2011, 10:48 AM BST

Chip's in a good mood. He went on a "date" last night and very nice it was too. And cleverly scheduled for the poorest night on TV too.

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Why is the word date in inverted commas? What made is a "date" and not a date?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 13 2011, 11:22 AM BST

Is new Curb on British TV yet or are you getting it online?

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It's not on our TV yet, no.

Chip's just met a massive-handed man.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 13 2011, 11:23 AM BST

Why is the word date in inverted commas? What made is a "date" and not a date?

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I'm not even going to "dignify" this with a response.

A massive "handed" man.

He did make me feel strangely insecure.

Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2011, 2:09 PM BST

He did make me feel strangely insecure.

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Did he ask you to cough?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 13 2011, 9:07 AM BST

Won these in a school production raffle last night, and a really nice orchid type potted flower.

Cute but freaky looking though I thought

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They look like baby EMUs ! Cute though.

RE: My clothing parcel going missing.

The courier had his car stolen. I've been sent a new order at no cost to me.

im off out to sit in the sun in the garden with a cup of green & lemon tea...

how f**king gay is that???????