I'm drinking (cheap) champagne. Sorry about the fleece I'm wearing.
The BCG bar. Page 27
I'll just have a look at the cocktail Menu I think.
Hmmmm
I like the sound of the Screaming Leevil, The Flaming Aaron
Or the ZoooDriver
But I think I'll go for a Sooty 4thWallbanger
I'll have the Sunshine Wallow in Nostalgia followed by a Large Dug Up Thread.
And have one yourself.
Tequila SteveSunrise and a slow comfortable screw.
I'll have a Sambuca to start and a Whiskey with a Screwdriver to chase it. If you would oblige, I would also like an ambulance after that chase is over.
Half a bitter and some change for the fruit machine please
Quote: Will Cam @ July 12 2011, 10:18 PM BSTI'll have the Sunshine Wallow in Nostalgia followed by a Large Dug Up Thread.
And have one yourself.
Watchyoutalkinaboutwillis?
*Sigh
That's just the sort of attitude that puts off the numerous newbies who never seem to stay.
I'll have a Humble Pie and a I Was Only Joking for my good friend and exhume champion Steve Sunshine.
Give those new posters who don't stay around long a Time Waster with a twist of What Was The Point.
I would like a G and T please.
*Bar suddenly gets busy now a girl has come in.
Why, is she paying?
*puts some Nirvana on the juke box, starts pogo-ing, slips, hitting head on bar and is carried out kicking and screaming by three bouncers*
knackers
Don't panic Leevil, you bought the last one
Quote: lofthouse @ July 12 2011, 11:41 PM BSTis carried out kicking and screaming by two bouncers*
That's Ellie!
I've heard cheeky vimtos are quite good... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2013811/Charlotte-Church-video-drunk-outdoor-fumble-boyfriend-Jonathan-Powell.html
That is ancient, now 'Jagger-bombs' and 'NOTW screwed canary ' [regurgitated bile and vomit]