The BCG bar. Page 27

I'm drinking (cheap) champagne. Sorry about the fleece I'm wearing.

I'll just have a look at the cocktail Menu I think.

Hmmmm
I like the sound of the Screaming Leevil, The Flaming Aaron
Or the ZoooDriver

But I think I'll go for a Sooty 4thWallbanger

I'll have the Sunshine Wallow in Nostalgia followed by a Large Dug Up Thread.

And have one yourself.

Tequila SteveSunrise and a slow comfortable screw.

I'll have a Sambuca to start and a Whiskey with a Screwdriver to chase it. If you would oblige, I would also like an ambulance after that chase is over.

Half a bitter and some change for the fruit machine please

Quote: Will Cam @ July 12 2011, 10:18 PM BST

I'll have the Sunshine Wallow in Nostalgia followed by a Large Dug Up Thread.

And have one yourself.

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Watchyoutalkinaboutwillis?

*Sigh
That's just the sort of attitude that puts off the numerous newbies who never seem to stay.

I'll have a Humble Pie and a I Was Only Joking for my good friend and exhume champion Steve Sunshine.

Give those new posters who don't stay around long a Time Waster with a twist of What Was The Point.

I would like a G and T please.

*Bar suddenly gets busy now a girl has come in.

Why, is she paying?

*puts some Nirvana on the juke box, starts pogo-ing, slips, hitting head on bar and is carried out kicking and screaming by three bouncers*

knackers

Don't panic Leevil, you bought the last one

Quote: lofthouse @ July 12 2011, 11:41 PM BST

is carried out kicking and screaming by two bouncers*

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That's Ellie!

I've heard cheeky vimtos are quite good... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2013811/Charlotte-Church-video-drunk-outdoor-fumble-boyfriend-Jonathan-Powell.html

That is ancient, now 'Jagger-bombs' and 'NOTW screwed canary ' [regurgitated bile and vomit]