If the dog was playful and Douglas didn't have a handy stick, do you think..
Hiya Benkins, hoping you're well and all OK! Fx
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Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 12 2011, 9:46 AM BSTHiya Benkins, hoping you're well and all OK! Fx
Not so bad old chum! Hope all's well with you too 
Quote: Marc P @ July 12 2011, 9:53 AM BSTNot so bad old chum! Hope all's well with you too
I'm smokin' !!!
Read the posts of y'all quite a lot but don't post so much myself now (much to the relief of all!) 
Ellie has got major birthday low. Got a whole year till the next one. Booo!
Snap! Although Christmas is soon...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 12 2011, 11:25 AM BSTSnap! Although Christmas is soon...
F**k off with the Christmas talk!!!
Only 166 days!!!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 12 2011, 11:25 AM BSTSnap! Although Christmas is soon...
I'm leaving the country over Christmas. I don't like Christmas and my boyfriend is Jewish so doesn't celebrate Christmas so we're escaping.
Quote: zooo @ July 12 2011, 11:30 AM BSTOnly 166 days!!!
You've got a Jewish boyfriend?
Welcome to the conspiracy.
Aw, Ellie's boyfriend has a special willy.
Quote: zooo @ July 12 2011, 11:30 AM BSTOnly 166 days!!!
ARSE OFF!
Quote: sootyj @ July 12 2011, 11:31 AM BSTYou've got a Jewish boyfriend?
Yes, but I won't convert if we get married.
Quote: chipolata @ July 12 2011, 11:33 AM BSTARSE OFF!
Quote: zooo @ July 12 2011, 11:32 AM BSTAw, Ellie's boyfriend has a special willy.
The better style.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 12 2011, 11:33 AM BSTYes, but I won't convert if we get married.
Pah who invited you,
"chosen people" right.