The Faversham Naturist Ladies round Britain charity run came to a halt today when several ladies suffered frostbite in the Bristol area, tomorrow's trip to Pratts Bottom has been cancelled...
Group writing exercise: Weather Forecast Page 2
Oh G. Wily, I see,
Upon my head it doth now pee,
In Stockton on Tees, floods up to your knees,
but on the seafront it'll be up to a somewhat higher level.
Quote: Ben @ July 9 2011, 4:51 PM BSTOh G. Wily, I see,
Upon my head it doth now pee,
To be honest I was not aware that Ronnie had don this precise sketch (did he?) it just struck me as a very Wileyesque idea.
Quote: Timbo @ July 9 2011, 5:39 PM BSTTo be honest I was not aware that Ronnie had don this precise sketch (did he?) it just struck me as a very Wileyesque idea.
I bought a book years ago which had various Two Ronnies transcripts in and one was a weather report which Google reveals to be:
"It will be cool in Goole, dry in Rye, choking in Woking, and if you're going to Lissingdown, take an umbrella."
Oh f**k that then.
Just be glad your minds working on the same wavelength as RBs, Timbo!
Quote: Timbo @ July 9 2011, 7:14 PM BSTOh f**k that then.
Aww I was enjoying that 
Clydebank has sank, and Woking's getting a soaking.
It was one of the news items rather than a sketch wasn't it?
People in Derby set up the Barbie
People in Surrey order a Curry
Quote: AngieBaby @ July 9 2011, 11:26 PM BSTClydebank has sank, and Woking's getting a soaking.
Woking has sank and Clyde's having a rethink.
Dont sit on wet grass on the Scilly Isles... As you increase your chance of getting some piles.
Quote: 404 Not Found @ July 9 2011, 4:11 PM BSTIn Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch it will will start nice and fair with gales and a drop of rain over the hills though still no, no fog.
deserves a round of applause
Wapping is stopping 'NOTW' 'golden showers'
Manchester Guardian rejoices in summer bowers!
No-one is posting as summer flowers?
Is it because shit streams from 'wapping Towers'?