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Went to the NHS walk in clinic as I'd hit my head coming off my bike last night (although was wearing a helmet) and before she'd even looked at me she said I was fine. Then prodded me on the bruised cheek till it hurt and made me cry prodding my bruised hand before saying I was fine and making me feel like a complete idiot going in to get myself checked out anyway. Surely going full pelt head first into concrete deserves a decent check out and she didn't even ask if I was okay. She really upset me. Bitch.

Should have gone to casualty, infact you still should.

Complain the f**k wit isn't insured to do back or head injuries.

Yes. What a f**kwit! Go back and kick her on the shins I would!

This isn't one of your books now Marc

Is your follow up book to be called The Big Issue?

You don't know something I don't Marc do you? You aren't my mortgage leader are you?

I've just joined the cool kids on Google+. Another piece of privacy gone forever ...

Quote: bigfella @ July 8 2011, 3:09 PM BST

You don't know something I don't Marc do you? You aren't my mortgage leader are you?

I'm not even my own mortgage leader. :D

Just thought it would make a good title :)

Quote: EllieJP @ July 8 2011, 2:30 PM BST

Went to the NHS walk in clinic as I'd hit my head coming off my bike last night (although was wearing a helmet) and before she'd even looked at me she said I was fine. Then prodded me on the bruised cheek till it hurt and made me cry prodding my bruised hand before saying I was fine and making me feel like a complete idiot going in to get myself checked out anyway. Surely going full pelt head first into concrete deserves a decent check out and she didn't even ask if I was okay. She really upset me. Bitch.

How did you come off your bike? I hate it when doctors do that sort of thing! I think Sooty might be right about getting cchecked out properly.

Nasty proddy lady!

Who, Ellie?

Unimpressed

Quote: zooo @ July 8 2011, 3:21 PM BST

Nasty proddy lady!

Fenian scum

But yeh walks in are pretty random. Sootyj sez the best ones are attached to hospitals especially if it has an A&E as they are freer about referring you onto other services.

Also ones attached to GP clinics are good.

the one at Mount Vernon is flipping awful, it's like a left over from a Hammer Horror film.

Quote: sootyj @ July 8 2011, 3:27 PM BST

Fenian scum

But yeh walks in are pretty random. Sootyj sez the best ones are attached to hospitals especially if it has an A&E as they are freer about referring you onto other services.

Also ones attached to GP clinics are good.

the one at Mount Vernon is flipping awful, it's like a left over from a Hammer Horror film.

Mount Vernon Northwood? - I don't think it has an A and E anymore.

I've just signed an email, "Best retards, Jeremy" rather than 'Best regards".

Fortunately not sent to anyone with known mental health issues...

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