I was hoping for a moose, not an elk. 
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Ha, well the important part still stands.
Hey DaButt did you shoot a bloke in a fez riding a minicar?
Quote: DaButt @ July 7 2011, 8:23 PM BSTI was hoping for a moose, not an elk.
That's scarcely the point!
Quote: zooo @ July 7 2011, 5:20 PM BSThttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009820/Elk-safety-Zoo-keepers-stunned-moose-rescues-drowning-marmot-watery-death.html
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
The way I see it there's two possibilities - either he didn't like the idea of having some hairy thing in his water (who would), or his paternal instincts kicked in and he did the sort of thing he'd do with a young moose... Probably the latter I reckon, though as I was reading it I did wonder.
Quote: DaButt @ July 7 2011, 8:23 PM BSTI was hoping for a moose, not an elk.
Surely you've got that the wrong way round.
Quote: sootyj @ July 7 2011, 8:29 PM BSTHey DaButt did you shoot a bloke in a fez riding a minicar?
That's scarcely the point!
You should try to edit your posts for use in a joke book and send it off to a publisher, it'd be funnier than most joke books I expect.
Quote: zooo @ July 7 2011, 5:20 PM BSThttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009820/Elk-safety-Zoo-keepers-stunned-moose-rescues-drowning-marmot-watery-death.html
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Well I suppose he is a vegetarian..
Aaawwww, there should be a TV show called Elk Rescue Squad. I would watch that.
I'd call it Elk & Safety
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 7 2011, 9:39 PM BSTAaawwww, there should be a TV show called Elk Rescue Squad. I would watch that.
What if it had nothing to do with elks, or rescuing anything?
Always worth a look . . . .
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 7 2011, 9:41 PM BSTI'd call it Elk & Safety
I f**king love you. 
Wow. Just wow.
Quote: zooo @ July 8 2011, 1:31 PM BSThttp://twitpic.com/5my6yr
Wow. Just wow.
Be better if the kid was at the bottom and the man on top.
At least they're not face up. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 8 2011, 4:57 PM BSTAt least they're not face up.
Are you here or Portugal?