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I was hoping for a moose, not an elk. Angry

Ha, well the important part still stands.

Hey DaButt did you shoot a bloke in a fez riding a minicar?

Quote: DaButt @ July 7 2011, 8:23 PM BST

I was hoping for a moose, not an elk. Angry

That's scarcely the point!

Quote: zooo @ July 7 2011, 5:20 PM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009820/Elk-safety-Zoo-keepers-stunned-moose-rescues-drowning-marmot-watery-death.html

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

The way I see it there's two possibilities - either he didn't like the idea of having some hairy thing in his water (who would), or his paternal instincts kicked in and he did the sort of thing he'd do with a young moose... Probably the latter I reckon, though as I was reading it I did wonder.

Quote: DaButt @ July 7 2011, 8:23 PM BST

I was hoping for a moose, not an elk. Angry

Surely you've got that the wrong way round.

Quote: sootyj @ July 7 2011, 8:29 PM BST

Hey DaButt did you shoot a bloke in a fez riding a minicar?

That's scarcely the point!

You should try to edit your posts for use in a joke book and send it off to a publisher, it'd be funnier than most joke books I expect.

Quote: zooo @ July 7 2011, 5:20 PM BST

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009820/Elk-safety-Zoo-keepers-stunned-moose-rescues-drowning-marmot-watery-death.html

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Well I suppose he is a vegetarian..

Aaawwww, there should be a TV show called Elk Rescue Squad. I would watch that.

I'd call it Elk & Safety

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 7 2011, 9:39 PM BST

Aaawwww, there should be a TV show called Elk Rescue Squad. I would watch that.

What if it had nothing to do with elks, or rescuing anything?

Always worth a look . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAYDiPizDIs

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 7 2011, 9:41 PM BST

I'd call it Elk & Safety

I f**king love you. Teary

http://twitpic.com/5my6yr

Wow. Just wow.

Eh?

Quote: zooo @ July 8 2011, 1:31 PM BST

http://twitpic.com/5my6yr

Wow. Just wow.

Be better if the kid was at the bottom and the man on top.

At least they're not face up. Errr

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 8 2011, 4:57 PM BST

At least they're not face up. Errr

Are you here or Portugal?

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