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Quote: chipolata @ July 6 2011, 9:07 PM BST

There's been a chopper circling above. Just circling.

I believe it contains a Belly and it is gonna get you. Unless they have disobeyed my orders again.

It's gone now.

Well so much for that then. It will just have to be a nuclear bomb if that is alright with you. You could have it with a pretty pink ribbon if you would prefer?

This fox is eating me into bankruptcy. He turned up in the afternoon today and has been here twice tonight.

He'll get fat!

Only if he eats the neighbourhood's children zooo. He would probably enter from a second floor window for the first few, then just lure them outside when he gets too tired.

More likely the neighbourhood's children would eat him!

Poor foxy.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 6 2011, 3:03 PM BST

Good times.

How's the book doing Marc?

Went in at number one bestseller on the Sunday Times original fiction list list, still in top four after a month. But I wish more I could find that thread with the photo again! :D

Quote: keewik @ July 6 2011, 10:42 PM BST

More likely the neighbourhood's children would eat him!

That isn't what the papers/internet suggested to me. Does anyone remember the story about the fox that entered the house and bit the little child? (Second floor, guessing behind closed doors unless the parents were lying.)

If you count the number of foxes that have bitten and or killed kids and the number of dogs that have, I think you'll find foxes are quite safe!

Yes, but for most that isn't the point (strangely).
Dogs are pets they would never do it out malice.
(Biased glasses off, prejudiced glasses on).
Foxes on the other hand are mean and viscious and wild and ginger (I made that one up), they will eat children given half the chance. It isn't at all due to the fact that people want them to have bad press in the hope that they could continue hunting them (legally anyway).

Quote: Marc P @ July 6 2011, 10:52 PM BST

Went in at number one bestseller on the Sunday Times original fiction list list, still in top four after a month. But I wish more I could find that thread with the photo again! :D

I took a photo of the book poster on the London Underground a couple of weeks ago. Not downloaded it yet but will let you know when I do.

Quote: Bill Jaguar @ July 6 2011, 11:01 PM BST

Yes, but for most that isn't the point (strangely).
Dogs are pets they would never do it out malice.
(Biased glasses off, prejudiced glasses on).
Foxes on the other hand are mean and viscious and wild and ginger (I made that one up), they will eat children given half the chance. It isn't at all due to the fact that people want them to have bad press in the hope that they could continue hunting them (legally anyway).

:D

I can't help, but think some of these stories were plants by the Tories to try and bring back fox hunting.

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