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How would you alter your body?

People already get chips implanted within them, but the possibilities for hardware add-ons to the body might become endless. What would you have? Eyes on the end of your fingers? A device to convert methane to perfume? Solar panels?

Chainsaw Hand. Groovy.

Not if you need to wipe your bottom.

Quote: Nogget @ July 6 2011, 5:58 AM BST

People already get chips implanted within them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nD7dbkkBIA

Quote: Nogget @ July 6 2011, 5:58 AM BST

People already get chips implanted within them,

Chipolata says something similar when he's about to enter a women.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2011, 9:02 AM BST

Chipolata says something similar when he's about to enter a women.

No, I prefer complete silence during "the entering".

Quote: chipolata @ July 6 2011, 9:47 AM BST

No, I prefer complete silence during "the entering".

I loved that Highlander sequel.

Quote: chipolata @ July 6 2011, 9:47 AM BST

No, I prefer complete silence during "the entering".

Sick

My joke answer woud be some sort of breathing device, but realistically that'd probably be rubbish.

If it could be stuff that won't exist for a while, then a teleportation device in my finger tips so I could teleport myself or other people anywhere I wanted. And maybe a Terminator-esque exo-skeleton or 'hyper alloy combat chassis' in case I got hit by a bus. Cometo think of it, I'd have the works.

I thought this was going to be about cosmetic surgery...

I would like another 47 testicles so I could become a human lottery machine.

I would switch my arse and elbow around because I'm not sure mine are in the correct places. I can do this because I lost one arse and a leg paying for a house in a naturally flooded area of the Atlantic.

I'd quite like retractable hair. Some days I could have it long, some days short.

Ha, like one of those Play Doh hairdressing toys.

Has anyone watched the clip I posted?

Nope. Sorry.

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