If it's anything like my first day at school it'll be shit. You don't go to school in Wrexham with a name like Viv, and be fat and ginger; you're f**ked from the start.
Anyway, hi and by the remotest of chances if you get pregnant by me being on here. Don't worry, we will bring them up as Catholics.
Hello there.
Hello 
first day at school.
Bend over then.
Hello
School. Yes. I went to St Thinnians. My brother was luckier. He went to Eaten. Welcome.
Quote: London Bus Chaser @ July 4 2011, 9:31 PM BSTfirst day at school.
Bend over then.
Private school eh?
Consider this a paper airplane being thrown at you with the words 'Hel' and 'Lo' written on them.
Good to have you onboard.