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I'm having a good riddance party.

I think it involves watching the BBC, drinking decnet beer and writing to the US ambassador demanding he pay his congestion charge

I'll bet my beer is better than your beer. ;)

Quote: DaButt @ July 4 2011, 7:27 PM BST

I'll bet my beer is better than your beer. ;)

We've been through this before. ALL beer's shit. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ July 4 2011, 6:38 PM BST

What are your long term goals?

(Other than marrying Chip and having six Chiplets)

I have a sideline project I'm doing at weekends - but until I finish that I am using my current job to pay the bills.

Quote: chipolata @ July 4 2011, 7:30 PM BST

We've been through this before. ALL beer's shit. ;)

But my shit is better than his. :P

Quote: DaButt @ July 4 2011, 7:05 PM BST

My neighbor just texted to invite me to an Independence Day fish fry at his house. We'll drink beer, fry fish (which I hate) and perhaps burn an effigy of King George.

Which one, we've had a few. I don't want you burning the wrong one, in another colonial fit of stupidity

Quote: bigfella @ July 4 2011, 8:11 PM BST

Which one, we've had a few.

It's been more than 30 years since I was in school, but I think it was Numero Tres?

in another colonial fit of stupidity

Best thing we ever did. ;)

P.S. Effigy burning isn't part of the holiday. Fourth of July is celebrated with beer, grills (not to be confused with Bear Grylls), fireworks and flags.

Fall out from the accident rumbles on - I had the star letter in today's Peterborough Evening Telegraph after it was revealed that the Cambridgeshire Police Helicopter was to be scrapped. The Chiltern Air Support Unit - which helped us last month - will ironically be used in this area as well.

http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/letters-and-emails/grateful_for_helicopter_support_after_my_crash_1_2830904

Ellie just ran home from work with a ruck sack on... her run to/from work now takes her past Parliament and Trafalgar Square. Ellie now hates tourists so much she has taken to jumping in front of people's pictures as she flies past on either bike or run. Ellie enjoys ruining people's holiday snaps.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 4 2011, 10:28 PM BST

Ellie just ran home from work with a ruck sack on... her run to/from work now takes her past Parliament and Trafalgar Square. Ellie now hates tourists so much she has taken to jumping in front of people's pictures as she flies past on either bike or run. Ellie enjoys ruining people's holiday snaps.

Ellie is now appearing on rucksack porn sites around the globe...apparently...

www.rucksackporn.com

thisisphotobomb.memebase.com/

Quote: chipolata @ July 4 2011, 6:38 PM BST

What are your long term goals?

(Other than marrying Chip and having six Chiplets)

I think they are called Chipolatas. Or is tat the daddy?

I wouldn't call Chip 'tat' exactly...

Quote: Marc P @ July 4 2011, 10:44 PM BST

I think they are called Chipolatas.

You've a lot to learn about small thin sausage breeding, Marc.

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