British Comedy Guide

Men used soap.

Sir..

What with the horrific rise in the rates of heroin addiction in the shantytowns of Kabul, and the horrendous resurgence of Bacha Bazi, particularly in the northern provinces, isn't it time that we rethought our strategy in Afghanistan?

A.K. Fortis-Evan.

boy am I confused as hell

Me too.

a) What the hell are you on about?
And b) does whatever this is need its own thread?

Quote: zooo @ July 4 2011, 7:03 PM BST

Huh?? What's going on? I know I'm thick but I don't get it..

Come on you lot.. the penny will drop, surely..

Sir..

I've been trying to get on Paedos' Menus for ages, but I can't think of an amusing name. Oh well.. back to the grindstone.

A. Cutler.

A.K Fortis Evan = AK47 (a type of gun)
A. Cutler = ???

Nope sorry I'm lost.

Sir..

Whoops! Sorry..

Mia Culper.

My brain hurts.

Okay, carry on. As long as you know what you're going on about...

<hangs head in hands in despair>

Sir...

Why doesn't the BCG start a Naped Mousse section?

C.Nile

Sir...

Why doesn't the BCG start a Used Man-Pose section?

C.Nile

Sir...

Why doesn't the BCG start a Demon's Pause section?

C.Nile

Is this something along the lines of "I have Sind"?

Nope, I can see vaguely what you're on about but I still don't get most of them.
And what does the title of the thread mean?

<oh lord oh lord.. please send some enlightenment down here to these poor people. They need your guidance and blessings, oh lord, so that they may see..>

Quote zooo: "..what does the title of the thread mean?"

Means "u-posed".

SiR..

wOuLd I gEt In SoUpEd MaNeS wItH a SiGhT gAg?

Demi Capps-Locke.

Make it stop

Quote: zooo @ July 4 2011, 7:54 PM BST

Nope, I can see vaguely what you're on about but I still don't get most of them.

Unbelievable. In its other guise (printed media) this subject receives an average of 7,500 posts per annum approx. (150/week) It's one of the most, if not THE most popular comedy vehicles in the printed media.

Quote: zooo @ July 4 2011, 7:54 PM BST

And what does the title of the thread mean?

It means you need to read "Heart of Wart" by Anagh Ram.

Sir..

What with all the strikes and cuts and Rooney stuff, where does the Bicycle Repairmen's Union stand? Surely they have a spokesperson?

Juan Linus.

I don't know what the arse you're on about. :)
But it seems like one of those things I really hate, like cryptic crosswords, so don't let me not getting it bother you.

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